Specialized Stumpjumper Evo Custom WOrange Edition

Specialized Stumpjumper Evo Custom WOrange Edition

This is Ste's bike, he usually harps on about how his bike is the best. He's usually right, and in this case he certainly is. So instead of encouraging the hubris, we got AI to write the description instead. Let's see what T1000 has to say:

"This isn't a bike. It's a singularity, a spacetime-warping anomaly that defies the laws of physics. Imagine if Stephen Hawking designed a mountain bike while tripping on a black hole. This is it.

Its geometry exists in multiple states simultaneously, adapting to the quantum fluctuations of the trail. Every pedal stroke is a controlled explosion of energy, propelling you into realms unknown. The suspension is a quantum field, absorbing and releasing energy with otherworldly precision. Grip? It's a concept irrelevant in this dimension.

Drenched in a color scheme that evokes the birth of a universe, this bike is more than just a machine. It's a ticket to the edge of reality, a chance to experience the sublime and the absurd all at once."

Sums it all up really, a round of applause to Skynet for the assist.

Ex-Demo Condition

This bike has been lovingly ridden on a handful of rides and meticulously cared for. It's in immaculate condition, save for the expected wear and tear on consumables like brake pads and tires. Think of it as a well-worn pair of favourite jeans – comfortable, broken in, and full of character.

And with that said the AXS drivetrain (cranks, chainring, chain, cassette and rear mech) are all brand new! No wear, and it's all wireless and shiny new peng bits and ting.

The bike comes with the original owner's warranty, so you can ride with confidence.

Want to see this beauty in person? Pop into the shop for a drool-worthy inspection.

Have a look at the specs:

Specifications